Sears
“But I don’t like fun, I’m a girl!”
Creepy Crawlers
GOD I was WAITING for her to get bugged.
Madballs
Freak fun for everyone [EXCEPT YER SISTER]
McDonald’s Halloween Happy Meal Pails
Even Dad hates her.
Super Soaker Oozinator
Or, if ya got that brotherly luvv…
Boogaz
You know what’s gross? Having a baby when you’re 6.
Gross Magic
If I were her I’da been all >:{
Nickelodeon Gak
Buggin’ yer sister [Helen Maria Eugenia at St. Joseph’s Academy of the Assumption]
Nerf Slingshot
Girls love it when you shoot ‘em in the face.
